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August 12, 2016 by Cary Robinson

MY ADT ALARM SYSTEM

ANTI THEFT DEVICESo, I had my alarm system installed. Now I don’t have to worry about someone breaking into my home. Not that I have much to steal, but I do place a high value on my cigars and Jack Daniels. Nobody wants that disappearing – especially me.

I went with ADT – ALL DOG TACTICAL. It came highly recommended and is almost 100% foolproof. It’s really hard to get past my alarm system. Oh, sure, there’s an occasional glitch when cheeseburgers are involved (they like the Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack In The Box – I’ve heard). But for the most part, they keep strangers away and I always know when someone is nearby.

The best thing about my alarm system is it came with a lot of extras that I don’t even get charged for. Some of the features I really enjoy are, when I get home, the alarm system deactivates itself automatically and sometimes even licks my face. Does your alarm system do that? I bet not. My alarm system is quite intelligent. No false alarms here.

My alarm system also comes with a bed warmer. Who doesn’t love that. Sometimes, if I’m lucky, my alarm system will even deliver the newspaper – if it feels like it. And it doesn’t use any electricity, so my alarm system has a small carbon dogprint, er… footprint.

I love my alarm system. I have the best one ever. Do you have one? If you do, I bet you love yours too. And if you don’t, I highly recommend you get one. You’ll thank me. Plus, I get a commission for anyone who gets one. That’s what I call a win – win.

Go sign up for your very own ADT alarm system. All Dog Tactical. Take a bite out of crime. Best system ever!

 

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About Cary Robinson

Cary Robinson insists that Dudley writes the mystery novels, including Sold Out Without The Holdout and Burp Gun Bandit, while he merely types them up as the two of them sit out by the river and meditate on ways to not get any work done.

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