So, I had my alarm system installed. Now I don’t have to worry about someone breaking into my home. Not that I have much to steal, but I do place a high value on my cigars and Jack Daniels. Nobody wants that disappearing – especially me.
I went with ADT – ALL DOG TACTICAL. It came highly recommended and is almost 100% foolproof. It’s really hard to get past my alarm system. Oh, sure, there’s an occasional glitch when cheeseburgers are involved (they like the Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack In The Box – I’ve heard). But for the most part, they keep strangers away and I always know when someone is nearby.
The best thing about my alarm system is it came with a lot of extras that I don’t even get charged for. Some of the features I really enjoy are, when I get home, the alarm system deactivates itself automatically and sometimes even licks my face. Does your alarm system do that? I bet not. My alarm system is quite intelligent. No false alarms here.
My alarm system also comes with a bed warmer. Who doesn’t love that. Sometimes, if I’m lucky, my alarm system will even deliver the newspaper – if it feels like it. And it doesn’t use any electricity, so my alarm system has a small carbon dogprint, er… footprint.
I love my alarm system. I have the best one ever. Do you have one? If you do, I bet you love yours too. And if you don’t, I highly recommend you get one. You’ll thank me. Plus, I get a commission for anyone who gets one. That’s what I call a win – win.
Go sign up for your very own ADT alarm system. All Dog Tactical. Take a bite out of crime. Best system ever!
