Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Valentine’s Day is always a real delight. My motto’s always been when loves in sight, why wait, bring her flowers when you go home tonight. Chocolate candy’s got me workin’ up an appetite, looking forward to some wine, please make mine white. Make her dinner and watch the sparks ignite. The thought of Valentine’s Day is so exciting. Valentine’s Day delight, what could be more right? Valentine’s Day delight.
I just love that song from The Little River and, don’t you?
Well, it’s here! The holiest day of the year has arrived. And it couldn’t get here any sooner. No, I’m not talking about holding your dog tight. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. In fact, I highly recommend it. It lowers your blood pressure and does wonders for your self-esteem. But, I digress…
Men, Doctor Dudley is here for your rescue. Oh, sure, he’s a dog. And yes, he may have referred to himself as Doctor Love one or two (maybe more) times in the past, but really, what’s in a name anyway?
Guys, leave work early on this, the holiest day of the year. Go buy your woman some flowers. So what if they charge four times the usual price on this special day. You know she’s worth it. And please, don’t forget the chocolates. I know what you’re thinking. If you just wait one extra day, you can buy it for half price and try to fool her that Valentine’s Day came a day late this year. DO NOT attempt this. It must be done by experts and rarely works for the novice. I speak from practical experience. Just trust me on this one.
Once you’ve delivered the goodies, make sure and tell her how great that wonderful Valentine’s Day meal is she cooked. Do the dishes afterwards for goodness sakes. Don’t worry about those dishpan hands. That’s just temporary but if it lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician. And women, Doctor Dudley says there’s no shame in giving your man a beer (or two or three). In fact, it will probably have him making more sense than he has in years.
So, there you have it. Doctor Dudley to the rescue. If you follow these guidelines, your next fortune cookie will most probably tell you: happy wife makes happy life. Make Saint Valentinius happy. Follow Doctor Dudley’s love advice on this, the holiest day of the year. Oh yeah, and hug your dog. They need lovin’ too.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
ps. I know it was The Starland Vocal Band. I just wanted you to read the whole blog. Because why not?