I know what you’re thinking, but I’m not lazy just because I’m chillaxing while I’m keeping my eye on you. Actually, I’m keeping both eyes on you. I can’t help it, that’s just what I do. Just think of it as me conserving energy while I’m waiting for you to make your next move. Nothing escapes me. I see every movement, every detail, every expression. Sure, I’m comfy. Yes, I’m reclining. But I’m just waiting on you. I’ve got my eye on you and I’ll be by your side as soon as you make your next move. It’s just what I do.
