Happy Thanksgiving! I’m not going to bore you with all I’m thankful for. The list would be too extensive, so you’d probably need to take The Evelyn Wood’s Speed Reading course just to get though it. Nobody wants that. All I wanted to do was eat too much turkey, argue with family members, and watch The Hallmark Channel. I ate the turkey (I like mine chased down by a bottle of Jack), did the family thing, smoked a cigar, and sat down on the sofa to watch The Christmas Shepherd on the Hallmark Channel. But wait, I subscribe to AT&T Uverse, so not only can I not watch The Houston Rockets play basketball, I can’t watch The Hallmark Channel. We don’t get either.
My wife says it’s just as well. She thinks I’m turning into a 90-year-old lady watching Hallmark. My response (after a few drinks): “You don’t know me, and I’m in touch with my feminine side.” She was not amused. But I was, and really, that’s all that matters, isn’t it?
I’m not even Christian but come on, can’t I just watch The Christmas Shepherd on The Hallmark Channel? It’s about a dog. Who doesn’t love a dog movie? Speaking of which, I do believe that Dudley, the golden colored hound dog sleuth of The Dudley Files dog comedy mystery novels should get his own movie. He’d look great on The Hallmark Channel.
So, Happy Thanksgiving. Be thankful if you get to watch NBA games and The Hallmark Channel. Be thankful you have those family members. Be thankful for all the good things in your life, including that bottle of Jack.
No problem for me, I’ll just watch football and fall asleep on the sofa with my dogs. Happy Thanksgiving!
